Recent content by mcspanner

I would have thought the kinds of acts being described in that e-book would have been illegal in the US- here in the UK anything which depicts, describes, portrays or otherwise simulates sexual activity with a minor is illegal. I always thought that our laws and outlook on sex and sexuality...

I only know a few words and phrases. What I do know is that if you see an "M" and an "F" on the toilet doors in a pub in the Gaeltacht - M means Ladies (Mńa) and F means men (Fir). You'll only make that mistake once. I once met a man called Derick Herning; a hyperglot on Shetland. He held...

Dia dhuit (hi)

That's when it's time to say " No. This is how it's going to happen" Everyone has that moment eventually.

I've no idea what the TR is but I miss my daily dose of memes and wish someone would have asked for opinions before just moving that to the paid for area. And before anyone says I should just pay, let me explain why that doesn't work for me. I get to pay extra by the time my bank charges the...

Tune!

Are we all on self destruct mode tonight?

My daughter gave me a pack of jelly beans last week were there were two flavours for each colour of been. It could be a toasted marshmallow or a baby wipes, a lime or a grass clippings, coconut or sweaty socks or even a tuttifrutti or a vomit. Bloody April fools day. Good for playing Russian...

That looks like a fun pastime- just snatched a look at your website- I'll check it out fully when I'm back from work this evening.

Right here you go: 1 Finely chop a couple of small challots and mince a clove of garlic. Add to a pan on low heat with a splash of olive oil and soften. You want them to go translucent and not pick up any colour. 2. I you're using dried tagliatelle add it to a large pan of salted,boiling...

No, that's darts

We've got Sri Lanka and Pakistan touring this summer. Tens to go to the odd county match at the proper Old Trafford.

Oh. Ar*e biscuits.

Where do I stand, contractually, with @Venari now if you lot answered on his behalf? Do I still need to fix that for him?

Tell you what - you tell me what PKU means and I'll tell you what FTFY is. Deal?