I have this one as well. Not only does it not get cold, it randomly pops (terrifying miniature explosions) and scares the cat and any company I may have. I can't wait for it to die so I can replace with something better. I keep my dark beers in it
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "we don't serve mushrooms in this establishment!". Mushroom replies "I'm no mushroom, I'm just a fun guy!".