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Obliviousbrew
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cheezydemon3
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failest!
high5apparatus
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The difference between YouTube and LiveLeak: He didn't fall into the prop and die.
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I was wondering where all the idiots ran off to. Now I see where. Trying to figure out how to make chorizo from non traditional ingredients.
You know what makes the best chorizo? Ants. You wouldn't think so, but man ant chorizo is awesome. Wait....or is it Doritos make the best pants? I can't remember.
What were we talking about?
You know what makes the best chorizo? Ants. You wouldn't think so, but man ant chorizo is awesome. Wait....or is it Doritos make the best pants? I can't remember.
What were we talking about?
JayDubWill
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Pm me the recipe if you could please. I used to give a cup or so to my dogs as a little treat until one day I was cleaning up their business in the back yard when I noticed most of the grains had not been digested. Talk about some serious fiber! Maybe the peanut butter and baking them might help.
cheezydemon3
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Are they sentient?
From what little I can see, they look better for jerky.
Chorizo requires a LOT of fat.
That's true. Maybe I'll drop some politician in there so they can fatten up a little.
CreamyGoodness
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Yknow what I like to do? Listen to someone having a loud phone conversation in any language I dont speak (all of them other than English) and interrupt them with "I absolutely agree... you speak a lot of truth." And offer them a fist bump. People HATE THAT.
cheezydemon3
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Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!
..............this is awesome........if a little off topic......
Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!
Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.
cheezydemon3
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No no my friend! You are far more than just a maker of fine eatses. Your other talents are highly valued, just don't forget the bread and cheese though.
Ahem. Right. I have the scroll sack of Veluciphers Ghostly She-creature, which should do the trick nicely, being impenetrable sav bye a lame gopher. Then the only displacement we need calculate, is the sheer mass of *****eyness that is displaced by our incalculable amount of BAD ASSERY!!!!!!! HA HA HA!
yo, i hear that... FIST-BUMP, YALL!!!
I though I asked you to lay low?
Oh well......No matter....or should I say....ANTIMATTER!?!???! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
high5apparatus
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174 PAGES AND STILL GOING STRONG!
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HA! Cheesy had your offer beat before you even made it... Though the terms are confidential.
I do have some cybernetically enhanced Gorillapotamus's I could let you have at a reasonable price.
cheezydemon3
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CLUE to MY offer:
What good is the crapola you offer when you still hafta DIE someday?????????
What good is the crapola you offer when you still hafta DIE someday?????????
Yeah, sorry. I don't think a mortal can ever match Cheezies offer.
That reminds me, did you want the giant cuttlefish to be amphibious or shoot poison darts? If you go for both we won't be able to get the growth rate you wanted. Either way, the camouflage will be phenomenal.
That reminds me, did you want the giant cuttlefish to be amphibious or shoot poison darts? If you go for both we won't be able to get the growth rate you wanted. Either way, the camouflage will be phenomenal.
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Cheezy is wildy presumptuous. I was not bargaining with him. Your trust in him is honorable, but it may prove to be your undoing. I believe we can come to some sort of understanding, Mr. Golem. I simply covet the goblet. Relinquish it to me and I will pay a fair price. We can go about this in a gentlemanly fashion.
Monsignor Queso. I ask you: What good is the anti-matter device without the assistance of a superluminal vessel to carry you and yours away from complete annihilation? Surely there is no need for us to butt heads.
Monsignor Queso. I ask you: What good is the anti-matter device without the assistance of a superluminal vessel to carry you and yours away from complete annihilation? Surely there is no need for us to butt heads.
My cup? Oh, you can have that. It's a $1.99 glow in the dark plastic cup. It's just under a black light... Or maybe it's the radiation...
You seem to be suffering from the common misconception that anti-matter is destructive without limit. Sure, you can make a doomsday weapon. Or you can make something that will just level a city, or even just make a loud pop like a firecracker.
My undoing huh? I certainly hope so. I trust Cheezy absolutely, to be Cheezy. Yes Cheezy, I knew about the claws in the contract that lets you try to destroy me once a decade. I do hope you succeed, being animate gets old after a couple of millennia.
Do I take it from your attempt to sow dissension that your latest attempt to introduce T virus to feminine hygiene products has failed Boyd?
You seem to be suffering from the common misconception that anti-matter is destructive without limit. Sure, you can make a doomsday weapon. Or you can make something that will just level a city, or even just make a loud pop like a firecracker.
My undoing huh? I certainly hope so. I trust Cheezy absolutely, to be Cheezy. Yes Cheezy, I knew about the claws in the contract that lets you try to destroy me once a decade. I do hope you succeed, being animate gets old after a couple of millennia.
Do I take it from your attempt to sow dissension that your latest attempt to introduce T virus to feminine hygiene products has failed Boyd?
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I harbor no such false notions that antimatter could be destructive without limit. I have information that leads me to believe that my prior statement is accurate, but it behooves me to keep that information privileged until there is an understanding between our empires.
With respect to sowing dissension, I trust you are a man of reason. You know perfectly well that the plastic cup is a facade and that the T-virus is similarly impotent.You know of the Goblet of Destiny and its awesome power. I only wish to amalgamate our enterprises, as we both have implements of both survival and destruction that will further our cause.
Now, this Mister Cheezy may be an asset. He may be a liability. I do not know for sure, and do not have the resources at my disposal to quantify his potential contribution. I offer a flag of truce to him, if his survival is of importance to you.
Mister Cheezy: Shall we be eternal nemeses, or can we come to terms? Clearly you have insulted me, as I have you, with our previous encounter. I think we can get past this, no?
The superluminal travel vessel has been realized. I wish only to offer salvation to those that have shown a propensity for advancement and survival, and to synergistically increase our stronghold on the dumbfounded masses.
With respect to sowing dissension, I trust you are a man of reason. You know perfectly well that the plastic cup is a facade and that the T-virus is similarly impotent.You know of the Goblet of Destiny and its awesome power. I only wish to amalgamate our enterprises, as we both have implements of both survival and destruction that will further our cause.
Now, this Mister Cheezy may be an asset. He may be a liability. I do not know for sure, and do not have the resources at my disposal to quantify his potential contribution. I offer a flag of truce to him, if his survival is of importance to you.
Mister Cheezy: Shall we be eternal nemeses, or can we come to terms? Clearly you have insulted me, as I have you, with our previous encounter. I think we can get past this, no?
The superluminal travel vessel has been realized. I wish only to offer salvation to those that have shown a propensity for advancement and survival, and to synergistically increase our stronghold on the dumbfounded masses.
cheezydemon3
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You perchance missed this bit (where I unwisely disclosed the loophole of weakness, but wisely hid it now!)
Is it possible to talk your way into the most powerful partnership ever concieved?? A partnership forged by 2 semi mythical creatures whose power is already substantial???? Oh hell. Why not!
Throw in with us and you shall be overlord of the southern Hemisphere....or Northern.....which did you want Golem? I forget.
CreamyGoodness
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I have over 15 books from Raymond Feist in varying conditions (all readable) that I want to get rid of. Do you think if I posted them on craigslist and said that if you take them all and pick them up $20 takes them?
cheezydemon3
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I would go Ebay on them.
That said, the Zed apocalypse is nigh and such books would be nearly priceless if they survive the initial carnage.
CreamyGoodness said:
I'd say $20 is more than reasonable. You will get more for them on eBay but more hassle too.
My prized collection is hardback 1st editions, all autographed by Robert Jordan
CreamyGoodness
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niiice... these are just off the shelf stuff. I knew I had to get rid of them when I found out feist was writing the last book in the cycle... and I didnt care.
CreamyGoodness
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"Im a very interesting guy. I can shove a live cockroach all the way up my nose, and then pretend it isnt there".
Obliviousbrew
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cheezydemon3
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Worth the read. God I love angles.
CreamyGoodness
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Oblivion... please tell me there are people that dumb in Spain. We shouldnt be forced to have all the idiots.
cheezydemon3
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Yes, but when you are dead
you will no longer rule. I appreciate you outing yourself though!
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cheezydemon3 said:Yes, but when you are dead
I think you are underestimating my powers, sir.
Do you think you're the only game in town? If you rise up against me, be ready for an epic battle for the ages.
Obliviousbrew
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Of course there is Creamy but our dumb people is to dumb to be able to use a computer
Whichever one has the smaller bikinis.
Why thank you Wesley. However, we are discussing the restructuring plans not the present management. I'll be sure to include your input in the semi-annual newsletter.
