Anybody up for a riddle?

Bravo! bravo! Way to go.
Here is one more for you bro. (can't believe I just called someone bro)

It stands while others sit.
It groans when it is too full.
It has four legs, but cannot run.

Ok I'll answer this riddle because I care
It is very clever and also fair
For me to know the answer is very rare
I'm in one now on my derrière
I'm pretty sure your answer is a chair

Forwards I'm heavy backwards I'm not
For there to be one there must be a lot
It could be feathers it could be bricks
Do not fall for these cheesy tricks.

My riddling reasoning is going downhill
But I have an answer that could fit this bill
A ton is heavy read that way
Turn it around and it is not I'd say.

Not the best riddle but still light and fun
The answer is heavy and and rightly a TON

Trip, trick, or trail, which is the witch's name?

Clifton said:

Trip, trick, or trail, which is the witch's name?

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I don't know the answer but think it's quite Grim
There's gingerbread and treachery but a happy end.

Clifton said:

Trip, trick, or trail, which is the witch's name?

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I'm going to take a go at this
Trip, trick, or trail are all a miss
The wicked witch is quite evil
She likes to dine on little people
She feeds the children till big and fat
And then throws them into her rendering vat
But the witch is blind and the boy is smart
He foils her plans and her evil heart
Her demise ends in a fiery oven
The two children go home to their father's lov'n
Of course these two children are Hansel and Gretel
Survived an evil step mom, and the witch Baba Yaga's kettle.

Keep working, Dan.

Solve it you can.

One line you wrote is right. Proclaim.

Which is the witches name.

Clifton said:

Keep working, Dan.

Solve it you can.

One line you wrote is right. Proclaim.

Which is the witches name.

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Huh? I know Baba Yaga is right
This riddle had me up late lastnight
Now, I am truly stumped
Tis back to the drawing board I'm dumped

I liked Dan's amazing answer and want it to be right
Baba Yaga is from a prior night
The Gingerbread Hag had no name
in the story to proclaim
If Hansel and Gretel is on the right path
Hat's off to Dan for doing the math

Not the witch of Gretel fame.

Which IS the witch's name.

Clifton said:

Not the witch of Gretel fame.

Which IS the witch's name.

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Which is her name? Who's on first?

LabRatBrewer said:

Which is her name? Who's on first?

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Yes, exactly.

I'm lost.

Who's on first us what came to my mind as well.

Gretel is the witches name?
And not Baba Yaga is that proclaimed?
I don't buy it not just yet
Another night I will sit and fret.

Pappy! Help!

Dan said:

Pappy! Help!

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I think the answer is Which. "Which IS the Witches name ".

LabRatBrewer said:

I think the answer is Which. "Which IS the Witches name ".

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I think you are right and Clifton is a very clever fellow with this riddle. The obvious.. Right in front and so hard to see.

Thank you LRB. Really, thanks.

Ok, two sons, two fathers, and one grandfather go fishing, how many are in the boat? Sorry, I don't know any good riddles

MindenMan said:

Ok, two sons, two fathers, and one grandfather go fishing, how many are in the boat? Sorry, I don't know any good riddles

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If they arent related, as few
as two would do

I think his dark suit may have had a white collar
'Now Husband and Wife' they heard this man holler
Thrice married, he'd have found himself in legal twisters
Instead he bound husbands to all of his sisters

I have no replacement now though. Glad I found this thread!

If two witches, watch two watches, which witch watches which watch?

While pondering upon the the porcelain thrown
My guess would be each witch watched their own.

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Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
There is an easy answer, its the truth

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Tick tock, tick tock
My answer will not end the clock
Truth Room of this you might speak
One through eleven and it will then reach a peak

Dan said:

Tick tock, tick tock
My answer will not end the clock
Truth Room of this you might speak
One through eleven and it will then reach a peak

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Truth was just to rhyme
not part of the answer this time

LabRatBrewer said:

If they arent related, as few
as two would do

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Two is not the answer, and I can't comment on your response.
Anybody else?

A witch sits and goes Vroom,

Could the answer be a broom.

Really minded? I thought the rat was right.

I thought LRB was correct too. Hmm..?

Rat is right, however if relation is necessary then 3 will do.

Clifton said:

Rat is right, however if relation is necessary then 3 will do.

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LRB nailed it I'm elated
But now three and related?
Turns the riddle a bit
Going to have to go back
and consider another angle
I'm whacked.

Actually, I am wrong. Three can't be right. If they're were three then there would've been three sons. Sorry to muddle your brain Dan.

Btw, cheers to all the riddlers from Costa Rica's only brew pub/hotel.

MindenMan said:

Ok, two sons, two fathers, and one grandfather go fishing, how many are in the boat? Sorry, I don't know any good riddles

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Who said that anyone touched an oar?
None in the boat, they are on the shore.

mooboy76 said:

Who said that anyone touched an oar?
None in the boat, they are on the shore.

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Ha ha, nevermind. I only floated this answer because 2 was out.

mooboy76 said:

Ha ha, nevermind. I only floated this answer because 2 was out.

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That was my thought as well
if 2 is out then zero can't fail
the riddle does not say how many what are in the boat
maybe we are to count the fish in the tote?

Let me settle this:
There are three related people in the boat: A,B,and C
Person A is the oldest person, he is the father to B, and grandfather to C
B is the son of A, making two people (two sons in the boat)
And C is the son of B, the last person
A,B,& C, in people there are three.

MindenMan said:

Let me settle this:
There are three related people in the boat: A,B,and C
Person A is the oldest person, he is the father to B, and grandfather to C
B is the son of A, making two people (two sons in the boat)
And C is the son of B, the last person
A,B,& C, in people there are three.

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MindenMan this ipe: is for you
Believe you originally posted to this crew
Your riddle had my mind well roasted
A riddle ambiguously tough and needs to be boasted.