The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

You left out you.

paulthenurse said:

You left out you.

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If by *****ey I meant awesome, you would be right.

Beer gas is simply "nitro". Its not any more expensive than a CO2 set-up. I have one. It is a different tank and regulator though. The hitch is what you're going to use it for.

Guinness... When it "cascades"... That's beer gas. It's not simply a "less foamy" CO2.

So you would typically use it for stouts, cream ales and then any other beer you want to put "on nitro"

It supposedly emulates cask conditioned beers.

Does Guinness or Boddington's strike you as cask conditioned?

Best proposal I've heard so far as what to do with the body of 'Speedbump' aka Suspect #1...

Hang his dead azz off the Green Monster. If Papi hits it everyone in Boston gets a new living room.

"Boooo hoooo hoooo ... We can't do that Paul... Cuz then we're no better than them! Whaaa waaa waa"

Cape Brewing said:

Does Guinness or Boddington's strike you as cask conditioned?

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I said emulate

I said I wanted to give them lawful trials. I didn't say they don't pay through the azz for their actions

This makes me laugh

ComcastWineRookie said:

This makes me laugh

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Then you are a sick jerk. The guy who owns the boat said he wants no money for repairs and is donating any money he gets to the victims fund.

It took you this long to figure out rookie is a jerk? You always were a little slow on the uptake.

There are no bullet holes, they only used flash bangs, but if there were he should keep them as a badge of honor.

yeager1977 said:

I said emulate

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Ok... Do you think Guinness EMULATES cask conditioned?

Cape Brewing said:

Ok... Do you think Guinness EMULATES cask conditioned?

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Stop picking on the retard. He can't help being like this.

paulthenurse said:

There are no bullet holes, they only used flash bangs, but if there were he should keep them as a badge of honor.

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Really?? Picture I saw looked like they lit the thing up and strafed bullets down the entire length of it. Reports said there was a hail of bullets at that scene. Where were they firing em'? Up in the air to celebrate wild west style??

"Yeeeeee hawwww! We done got em!!!"

Bang!! Bang bang bang!!!

That was the reason for it, so you would get same mouth feel without spoiling the beer. Never said it was a good emulation....

yeager1977 said:

That was the reason for it, so you would get same mouth feel without spoiling the beer. Never said it was a good emulation....

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Just stop

The reason being cak conditioned beers a pumped full of regular air which is 76% nitrogen. Hence the 80% nitrogen co2 mix..... It makes what pressurizes the beer more like what a cask does without destabilizing with o2.....

Also there are other reasons, such as less waste when pouring because thereis less Goan, much like with a casket ale......

Cape Brewing said:

Guinness... When it "cascades"...

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Cape Brewing said:

Does Guinness or Boddington's strike you as cask conditioned?

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hmmmm, I can speak the code. The BogWater is making a cask conditioned stout using cascade hops. Ya know, just a little spin to make it their own.

yeager1977 said:

Also there are other reasons, such as less waste when pouring because thereis less Goan, much like with a casket ale......

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Foam... Can't edit on ipad...

As for cascading, ever used a beer engine? That's what the beers do......

yeager1977 said:

cak conditioned beers

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Remind me never to drink any of yeager's beers.

I imagine "cak" is how you massholes pronounce cock?

AZ_IPA said:

Remind me never to drink any of yeager's beers.

I imagine "cak" is how you massholes pronounce cock?

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Nice..... Like I said earlier cant edit on ipad.....

yeager1977 said:

As for cascading, ever used a beer engine? That's what the beers do......

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Sure Yeager. You're right.

Yeah... Comcast... Go out and buy a full nitro system so you can emulate cash conditioned ales.

Yeagers says it'll work.

cape brewing said:

yeah... Comcast... Go out and buy a full nitro system so you can emulate cash conditioned ales.

Yeagers says it'll work.

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rotflmhao

AZ_IPA said:

Remind me never to drink any of yeager's beers.

I imagine "cak" is how you massholes pronounce cock?

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Pretty damned close, now that you mention it.

Try this...Comcast has a crappy attitude cause he's got a tiny cak. But hes got a nice nitro system to serve his scrappy cam beer through thanks to Yeager, who also has a tiny cak.

This thread makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

That's what your wife said about your cak.


Just sayin'

So what exactly are you supposed to do with fennel? I got a wicked bee up my ass and bought a farkin' hunk of fennel at the stop & shop. Cut it in half, brushed it wit olive oil and threw it on the grill. Tasted like azz. I had it last month ina restraunt and it was freaking great. What's the trick?

Btw. The asparagas are springing forth in abundance and the orchard will be in full bloom this weekend. I love the spring. Boobies and flowers showing themselves after a long winter. I know which of the two I appreciate more!

The question is, does anyone really care?

Probably should buy an ass ton of blueberries too huh?

"The Boat" - in high-definition post-apocalyptic glory.



I say Paul should take that sieve - um, "boat" - and see how seaworthy it is...

Cheers! (I'd watch that - from something more buoyant )

Little bit of gelcoat, some wax and she'll be fine! Fine, I'm telling ya.

Man... I didn't think flash bangs would do damage like that.

Meh, a little Flex-Seal and she'll be all better.

he should change the name to Suspect #2

"I christen thee the SS Megatun"