My goal is to learn to brew, I will be starting small. I will be being from extract. As soon as I figure out what kit to get and a brewing pot to use, or get. Once I get that down I would like to explore in the total custom craft brew. It sounds fun and can be a challenge at the same time. I also need to learn what a lot of stuff means. Such as when talking about 1.05. Just an example I know a lot of info missing there. You are right though I would love a cold coffee with a nice kick. Beer coffee would be awesome.
For kits and kettles it's not hard to go wrong. I'll show you how I got started
First read How to Brew or the Complete Joy of Homebrewing. Ignore the more advanced parts first like the parts that talk about AG brewing, water chemistry, yeast starters, etc. They'll come with time and you don't want ot overwhelm yourself with information. Knowing proper cleaning, sanitizing, and just the general rules of thumb go a long way to making a good brew.
Your tastes will also evolve the more you drink. A lot of people don't like hoppy beers when they start but develop more of a taste down the road when they realize why certain hoppy beers aren't what they like. I went the opposite way, I used to think I didn't like Belgians, then realized it was just certain methods of brewing and ingredients I didn't like.
As far as what to get, I'll just show you what I bought. I bought all this stuff from my LHBS, so you can choose to get it elsewhere but this works great for starting out with extracts.
First i got their "complete" kit. No kit is truly complete, but this gave me everything I'd want, with the most important thing being an auto-siphon. Using a racking cane is a pain. If you get a cheaper kit buy an auto-siphon. Trust me.
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This gives you your bottling buckey, fermenting bucket, auto-siphon, thermometer, hydrometer, bottle brush, carboy, carboy brush, airlock capper, etc. Basically everything you need to make a batch of beer except bottles, caps, and the kettle.
Obviously bottles you can use any pry off beer bottle, avoid twist offs they won't seal properly. You can just buy cheap caps or yuo can buy fancy oxygen absorbing caps which will help further protect your beer from oxygen exposure.
For Kettle i just got a cheapo 5 gallon kettle, it stinks for anything other than heating water but I've dealt with it.
This is what I got
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Kits they have their own extract kits which they give fantastic directions on how to brew them. I highly recommend their kits if you want to order them, if not, find something local.
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