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Anyone have a good recipe for a breast milk stout?

m_c_zero said:

Anyone have a good recipe for a breast milk stout?

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It's fake troll"titles", not fake troll "ti++ies"...

"I want to make some skeeter pee, where might I aqire the proper amount of mosquitoes?"

Beer is growing hair through airlock... RDWHAHB?

Bottled my first beer yesterday, but it's still flat?? HELP!

I struggle with premature fermentation

Pitched yeast... how to make it land in fermenter instead of on floor next time?

Thinking bout converting old hot tub into mlt any thoughts?

Easy Drunk Recipe:
Table Sugar, Water, Rapid Rise Bread Yeast

boydsbitchinbrews said:

Pitched yeast... how to make it land in fermenter instead of on floor next time?

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Haha this one made me seriously lol.

Any suggestions on a recipe for a bath salt pale ale?

Help! Made my first batch today but I don't taste any alcohol!

LHBS does not have Simcoe. Can I just sub my cat's piss?

Do I really need to sanitize if my recipe is 9% ABV?

Can I use a drain snake to clean out my hairlock?

Can I wash my yeast in the shower while I'm in there? Will that give me a yeast infection?

...Can I even get a yeast infection? My wife would think that was weird...

What am I doing wrong? My beer won't carb up. I cranked it up to 50psi and still nothing. It's been three and a half hours now and I'm starting to get a little worried.

First brew day done. Forgot the yeast. Will it still be beer?

I want a sweet beer. Will 10 lbs of crystal malt be enough?

So... just to be clear, I shouldn't bottle a few days after I brew, because I can get bottle bombs?

Thanks,
-Tamarlan.

Cromwell said:

So... just to be clear, I shouldn't bottle a few days after I brew, because I can get bottle bombs?

Thanks,
-Tamarlan.

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Too soon

I had a few bottle bombs, do I need to worry about the ATF showing up?

I like apfelwein for it's delicate pleasing flavor. How do I brew a non-alcoholic version?

My scale broke! How many hop pellets do I put in my DIPA?!

h4mmy86 said:

My scale broke! How many hop pellets do I put in my DIPA?!

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All of them.

h4mmy86 said:

My scale broke! How many hop pellets do I put in my DIPA?!

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One, it has to be about two feet long though.

OMG!!!!! I just made a perfect Natty Ice clone!!!!!

boydsbitchinbrews said:

OMG!!!!! I just made a perfect Natty Ice clone!!!!!

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Milwakees Best Ice recipe help.

AB started the craft beer movement

Alton Brown? True in some cases...

Can I bottle-carb with Alka-Seltzer instead of priming sugar?

If I dissolve a couple tabs of acid in the secondary, will the beer make me trip balls?

Looks like I got a cut on my hand and bled into the brew pot, are there any fermentable sugars in there?

DrunkleJon said:

Milwakees Best Ice recipe help.

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HA! The Beast :rockin:

drainbamage said:

Looks like I got a cut on my hand and bled into the brew pot, are there any fermentable sugars in there?

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Did I just ruin my beer??

So I racked my primary, when do I take it down?

My wife does not have a yeast infection. Can I harvest it?

drainbamage said:

Can I bottle-carb with Alka-Seltzer instead of priming sugar?

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Can you?

Halbrust said:

Can you?

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I was wondering same thing

Goofynewfie said:

I was wondering same thing

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:smack: That was a joke!!!

...Actually, I don't know. Seems like a fast track to some bottle bombs. Anyone feeling brave?

Got another one: My Mr. Beer amber ale didn't win in the homebrew competition, what did I do wrong?

Obviously dont use whole tablet, crush it and use a small piece.......wheres creamy?

Critique my recipe: brusselsprout stout. Also i want to use whole grain rice in my mash, thoughts?

I added 10 lbs of corn sugar to my recipe but my sweet stout still tastes very dry! HELP!