Well I have a beer in the shower after work, so it goes hand in hand that I get rid of the product when through.:rockin:
So, have you ever urinated in the shower?
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ChshreCat
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All the time. The only times I've gotten any flak for it was when I wasn't the one showering. 
Jeremy_N
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I also pee in the drain on my garage floor. Have peed in the utility sink as well (on my tippy toes though).
Well its Official. Men are like dogs and we will pee anywhere anytime.
So now the question arrives. Who pees in the swimming pool?
Jeremy_N
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Laugh if you will. I might be the only one. I either have a medical problem or a drinking problem, or maybe aging. How about...do you occasionally have pee trickle down your leg after you finish peeing in a toilet/urinal, tucking it back in, and after shaking more than sufficiently?
It's like a walk-in urinal.
petey_c
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I never have, but we used to suspect the TCNs were dropping dookies in the shower stalls when I was deployed.
why is this even an issue here? shouldn't this be on aol or some shiite website?
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ChshreCat
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A friend of my sisters had a commemorative rug from the Seattle Sonics 1979 NBA Championship. For some unknown reason, the place he chose to put it when he got his first apartment was on the floor in front of the toilet.
Well, the morning after a long, long night of very heavy drinking he work with two very intense needs... to vomit and... well, we all know how sometimes lots of cheap beer can have an effect on the other end of the digestive tract as well.
He rushed into the bathroom and had about 3 seconds to decide which way to face because both were going to happen simultaneously. The only choice was which substance would he rather spend the day washing out of his rug.
He quickly went with the third option... climb into the tub, turn on the shower and just let what happens happen.
A friend of my sisters had a commemorative rug from the Seattle Sonics 1979 NBA Championship. For some unknown reason, the place he chose to put it when he got his first apartment was on the floor in front of the toilet.
Well, the morning after a long, long night of very heavy drinking he work with two very intense needs... to vomit and... well, we all know how sometimes lots of cheap beer can have an effect on the other end of the digestive tract as well.
He rushed into the bathroom and had about 3 seconds to decide which way to face because both were going to happen simultaneously. The only choice was which substance would he rather spend the day washing out of his rug.
He quickly went with the third option... climb into the tub, turn on the shower and just let what happens happen.
Good man
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gratus fermentatio
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I figured if there was an honest group this would be it. After all, we probably process more liquids through our system than the average person.
Be Honest
I whizz in the shower every day. I also mark my territory in the backyard once in a while.
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Varmintman
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No never peed in the shower. Never even thought about it.
Why limit yourself to just one spot when you can whizz all over the place outside. I have been giving the dogs a complex by seeing how high up a pole I can pee. And then trying to kill my wifes grape bush by peeing on it. Grapes are a hardy plant by the way and all I have done was kill the grass around it.
Why limit yourself to just one spot when you can whizz all over the place outside. I have been giving the dogs a complex by seeing how high up a pole I can pee. And then trying to kill my wifes grape bush by peeing on it. Grapes are a hardy plant by the way and all I have done was kill the grass around it.
Norselord
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The original question requires clarification:
Peed in the shower -- while taking a shower, or from the outside in?
Peed in the shower -- while taking a shower, or from the outside in?
I can admit to doing both.
When I rehabbed my condo I did a complete floor to ceiling redo of my bathroom, EXCEPT for the bathtub, and there was some problems with how the builders had put the toilet flange in the concrete, so I was without a commode for a couple of months, so rather than driving to the mall everytime I had to take a leak.....
He quickly went with the third option... climb into the tub, turn on the shower and just let what happens happen.
That is some quick thinking!
processhead
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I've noticed that when I pee in my yard, my dog feels compelled to walk over, sniff, and do likewise.
I'd like to see a poll done on that phenomenon.
Dude, you do realize that means your dog is the Alpha, not you....
I wouldn't be sharing that on the internet.
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I second that!^
That dog needs to know who's boss. Mine won't even go near anything I pee on. Stout just knows. The funny thing is, I'm not the Alfa. In here eyes, my 4 year old son is, I'm second.
processhead
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She might think she's the alpha *****.
That still doesn't stop me from peeing on her head when she stands still.
ChshreCat
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btw... pee is great for your compost bin/pile
Peeing in the shower is just "alright". The best is to rip a juicy fart (and you know it's going to be juicy if your cheeks are wet...)
Then sit back and enjoy the aroma of hot fart steam wafting through the shower!
Then sit back and enjoy the aroma of hot fart steam wafting through the shower!
processhead
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The take-away from this thread is that peeing is good for just about everybody and everything.
" I would rather be pissed off, than pissed on"
~ Anonymous ~
dataz722
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They do. Trust me.
What did you do about #2 ?
I wasn't living there while rehabbing, so usually at my girlfriend's, before I left to work on it. Or if I needed to while working, I drove to the mall.
(That was primarily why I WASN'T living there during the rehab.)
ChshreCat
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So the current score is 111 honest voters and two liars.
I'm surprised the liar count is that high, but there we are...
Cheers!
I'm surprised the liar count is that high, but there we are...
Cheers!
sweet, thanks! off to water the composter. i suspect the shower drain is going to miss the liquid gold...
TriageStat
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I've peed on a La-Z-Boy before
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Absolutely urinating in the shower is normal. How many of you arch back like a 5 year old and see how far up the wall you can launch your piss?? For that matter whenever you piss anywhere?
At a big event where they have the troughs, stand way back and piss and slowly walk forward as the velocity decreases. If you have a sense of humor you know that is damn funny out of a grown man.
Absolutely urinating in the shower is normal. How many of you arch back like a 5 year old and see how far up the wall you can launch your piss?? For that matter whenever you piss anywhere?
At a big event where they have the troughs, stand way back and piss and slowly walk forward as the velocity decreases. If you have a sense of humor you know that is damn funny out of a grown man.
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