OK, I get it. I messed up. I've been scanning some basic How to Brew stuff and see that I did it all wrong.
1) Not be a jerk but I did use a recipe. 5 lbs of grain, 5 bags of hops, 5 packs of yeast, and 5 gallons of water. Yeah, I just made it up, but it is orderly not random.
2) I...