Stupid Joke Thread!

[day_trippr]

I bet there aren't that many of us here that are old enough but still have our wits about us to get this

 

[doug293cz]

I bet there aren't that many of us here that are old enough but still have our wits about us to get this

There are a few. At least I like to think I have my wits about me.

Brew on

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, that makes 3 so far

 

[balrog]

According to my wife, my wits have been steadily decreasing to the point where they are only about 50% their original.

Also:

 

[doug293cz]

According to my wife, my wits have been steadily decreasing to the point where they are only about 50% their original.

Also:
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Careful, you'll get a new nickname...

Brew on

 

[balrog]

I was sitting with a friend at a bar, and pointed at two old ugly drunks sitting across the bar from us and said, "That's us in 15 years"


My friend said, "That's a mirror you idiot"

 

[ehall]

I brewed a wit once...

 

[ncbrewer]

I bet there aren't that many of us here that are old enough but still have our wits about us to get this

I'm old enough.

 

[jcav]

Me too!

 

[balrog]

I threw my dog a ball.


I know it's extravagant, but he looks GREAT in a tuxedo.

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]